Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Yeah, right.

Hmmm. The African scam doesn't seem to be working anymore. I know! I know! Let's pretend we're British! Everybody'll fall for that . . .

Lady Jessica Powell
No,11 old cape road
United Kingdom.

Here writes Lady Jessica, suffering from cancerous ailment. I was married to Sir Richard Powell an Englishman who is dead. My husband was into private practice all his life before his death. Our life together as man and wife lasted for three decades without any child, as a result of this my husband and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged individuals as he had passion for persons who can not help themselves due to a physical disability or financial predicament. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 20 Million British pounds which were derived from his vast estates and investment in capital market with a bank here in UK. Presently, this money is still in the bank.Recently, my doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from and the stroke in addition.With this that has befallen my family and me I have decided to donate this fund to you and want you to use this gift to fund the upkeep of uplift the down-trodden and the less-privilege since i have no child and my late husband's relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons I do not want my husband's hard earned money to be misused. I shall give you the contact of the bank in UK and a Letter of Authority that will empower you as the original beneficiary. You can contact me through my personal email address::ladyjessicapowell2010@hotmail.co.uk
Best Regards,
Lady Jessica Powell. [sic]

I feel really sorry for Lady Jessica. It's tough having bourgeois relatives.

1 comment:

Ash said...

And yet so noble to want to "fund the upkeep of uplift the down-trodden..."