Sunday, October 26, 2008

How the Media Would Handle the End of the World

USA Today: "WE'RE DEAD."

Wall Street Journal: "Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends."

National Enquirer: "O.J. and Nicole, Together Again."

Inc. Magazine: "10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse."

Rolling Stone: "The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour."

Sports Illustrated: "Game Over."

Playboy: "Girls of the Apocalypse."

Ladies Home Journal: "Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New 'Armageddon' Diet!"

TV Guide: "Death and Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!"

Discover Magazine: "How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?"

Microsoft Systems Journal: "Netscape Loses Market Share."

Microsoft's Web Site: "If you don't experience the rapture, DOWNLOAD software patch RAPT777.EXE."

America OnLine: "System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15 minutes."

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