USA Today: "WE'RE DEAD."
Wall Street Journal: "Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends."
National Enquirer: "O.J. and Nicole, Together Again."
Inc. Magazine: "10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse."
Rolling Stone: "The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour."
Sports Illustrated: "Game Over."
Playboy: "Girls of the Apocalypse."
Ladies Home Journal: "Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New 'Armageddon' Diet!"
TV Guide: "Death and Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!"
Discover Magazine: "How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?"
Microsoft Systems Journal: "Netscape Loses Market Share."
Microsoft's Web Site: "If you don't experience the rapture, DOWNLOAD software patch RAPT777.EXE."
America OnLine: "System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15 minutes."
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