FBI (Nigeria Division) Needs Editor

I received this email yesterday. I'm really glad the FBI is looking out for me, but they really need to hire an editor. Don't you think? Companies Name: SPEEDPOST DIPLOMATIC COURIER COMPANY. Email: speedpostdiplomaticcourier11@live.com Directors Name: MR. JAMES WHETSTINE Telephone Number: +234-7090420785 ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY So, we, the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington Dc, inconjunction with the United Nations (UN) financial department haveinvestigated through our monitoring network noting that your transaction withthe Central Bank of Nigeria legal. You have the legitimate right to completeyour transaction to claim your fund US$8,000,000.00 (Eight million united states dollars) Because of so much scam going on in Nigeria.We the federal bureau ofinvestigation dicided to contact the Express Courier Service Company inNigeria for them to give us their proceedures on how to sent this money to you without any futher complain or delay. We just got an information from the Central Bank of Nigeria and they have loaded your US$8,000,000.00 in ATM CARD and submit to the express courier service company for immediate delivery to your doorstep. You are required to choose one option, which you will be able to pay and also convenient for you, for quick delivery of your parcel containing your ATM CARD and other two original back up documents. Service Type | Delivery Duration | Charges/Fees: Premium Express (24hrs Delivery) Mailing $200.00 00.00 Insurance $150.00 .00 Vat $100.00 00.00 TOTAL $450.00 $450(Four Hundred and fifty US Dollars Only). Special Express (2 Days) Mailing $180.00 00.00 Insurance $50.00 00.00 Vat $150.00 00.00 TOTAL $380.00 00.00 $380(Three Hundred and Eighty US Dollars Only). Economy Express (3Days) Mailing $100.00 00.00 Insurance$?150.00 00.00 Vat (5%) $50.00 00.00 TOTAL $300.00 00.00 $300(Three Hundred US Dollars Only). You are hereby required to advice us, on your parcel delivery option by filling in the required form stated above. Please note that the deadline for claiming your fund is exactly one week after the receipt of this email. After this period, your fund will be return back to the ordering costumer. That is the instruction given to us .So take note. We request that you reconfirm your mailing address to ensure conformity with our record for immediate dispatch of your parcel to you. Only valid residential/ Office address and postal address are certified ok. DELIVERY DESTINATION INFORMATION: Receiver's Name :.............................................. Address:............................................................... Tel/:...................................................................... We are here to protect you from any problem till you receive your package.You can as well get intouch with the guardian express delivery company assigned to deliver this financial package to your doorstep. Below is the delivery companies contact information: Companies Name: SPEEDPOST DIPLOMATIC COURIER COMPANY. Email: speedpostdiplomaticcourier11@live.com Directors Name: MR. JAMES WHETSTINE Telephone Number: +234-7090420785 The following link was sent from OFFICIAL LETTER FROM FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI. http://www.xenos.com/ [OFFICIAL LETTER FROM FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI]